the common sense guide to surviving the zombie...
gyzym: So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity: IN THE EVENT OF AN...
lottelodge replied to your photo: Productivity! Attempting to build better habits…. OMG must join immediately! Yes!!!! I can check stuff in on my phone, it is MARVELLOUS. Some other people recommended Joe’s Goals as a similar tool if you want to try that :)
cincocosas: And who are you, the proud lord...
I keep hearing about this sense of entitlement. Quebec students have a sense of...– Reddit User one_eyed_jack in this post (via anticapitalist)
spacegirlfriend replied to your post: Catching up with Game of Thrones. and he’d have more reason to be stupid in the books. BECAUSE HE’S A CHILD. But here? Nope, you’re a grown-ass man, THINK for just a second. Oh my god, I just can’t. And he doesn’t even have the GRIEF~ excuse, it’s just I DON’T WANT TO MARRY HER LET ME FUCK YOU. Jesus fucking christ, man. Also, the way...
Catching up with Game of Thrones.
Currently on S02E08. Robb, you were not this stupid in the books. Pls stop.
I have an internal timer in social situations;...
So, I don't think I can be bothered to do anything...
Anyone wanna kill zombies with me?
jaredpotterloki: this is a graham norton appreciation post
Turkey are the most eurovision entry that every...
urdnotshona replied to your photo: Come watch this Tinychat:… are you guys watching eurovision and chatting at the same time? CAN I COME YES YOU SHOULD COME also I still have the owls in the background screeching away lmao.
Okay France is ALWAYS hilarious. Please don’t disappoint me, France. I… I don’t understand what is happening on my screen rn.
Also, I just saw one of the owl chicks HATCH...
Russia should win, Iceland were kind of epic and...
Just so you guys know, I also have this owl cam...
So my Eurovision viewing is punctuated by the random screeching of this lady: http://www.beleefdelente.nl/vogel/steenuil
EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME.
spacegirlfriend replied to your post: HAHAHAHAHAHA. HE HUMPED HIS MICROPHONE AND I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY CRISP I was fortunately not consuming anything at the time but I THINK I STILL CHOKED ON AIR.
I was just kind of sat here thinking “so yeah that blindfold is pretty cool”. Suddenly, RIDICULOUS DANCE MODE ACTIVATE. I am now entertained.
Me: W H Y.
Why is she wearing a turian cowl though?
isaviel: … what is this awful. that is what this is.
Oh god her dress is pretty.
deliciouskaek: unlubricated-anal-sex: people who believe the whole “if a key opens a lot of locks it’s a good key, but if a lock opens to a lot of keys it’s a bad lock!!!” shit about sex if my vagina is a lock, your dick sure as hell isn’t the key because when you buy a lock, the key usually comes with it you fuckheads as in i have the fucking key to my own vagina, not you and no im not...
talldarkbishoujo: in the movie I saw, Black Widow pretty much saved the day. yeah, everyone had their time to shine but she handled all kinds of business and if she weren’t there, they would have been up shit’s creek. just because you, Beardy McNeckbeard, were too busy staring at her catsuit spanking it into your popcorn to get that, doesn’t mean the rest of us weren’t paying attention to what...
Same’s true of the Black Widow. Scarlett Johanssen looked great in that outfit,...– George R. R. Martin, on reviewing the Avengers. [SOURCE] Okay, George, I do totally agree with your earlier assessment of Hawkeye. I’ll give you that he didn’t have enough screentime to get proper development. But no. I can’t even let you finish, there will be no finishing of the Kanye West meme...
aaeds asked: Can I join the rant? Because I've got some qualms with also fanfiction. o/ Aeds reporting for duty.
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thanedatassassinkrios: majorkaidanalenko: my url is way too long so He’s a canadian goose flying south for the winter ac!fb is a goldmine of lulz look at that booty crack or not y‘all are talking about dragons and warriors and glitches and beautiful companions and dark brotherhood I’m with you, Halcy, my URL is waaayy too long. Look at David’s face, tho EEEEEEEE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I...
But most of all, stop thinking that what people so loathingly refer to as the...– Taylor Callobre, The “Good Guy” Myth (via housewifeswag)